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tThe new fad: BLEACHING WHILE tTEETHING
while atT a family gatThering I had tThe opportTunitTy of having baby-tTalk with my 6 montTh old cousin (wishes tTo remain anonymous) and he tTold me aboutT tThe pressures of being a perfectT baby under a face mask 😷.
He says: “goo goo gaa gaa”
and
I reply, “really?”
tTranslation:
It’s easy for parents to forget to brush your teeth because of the mask
Me:
(why he wears the mask at home IDK)
Cousin “anonymous”:
If I was 💯% that the mask was never coming off... I wouldn’t worry, BUtT,
What if it accidentally falls and I smile?!
Me:
How does he get the whitening, I ask?
Cousin “anonymous”:
Well, I use Teething Gel!!
I cry before and after a feeding so my parents give me teething gel. Then, I rub my gum-line with the gel using my bid. 🤫
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5 reasons your MOM is HIDING in the PANTRY
While there is speculation, one thing’s for sure: MOMs everywhere need a BREAK too.
And here are the top 5 reasons your MOM is HIDING in the PANTRY.
1.) SOCIAL DISTANCING (from YoU)
2.) SHE’s OUT of WINE
3.) YoU
4.) YoUr DaD
5.) the BARS are CLOSED‼️ Why so many GLOVES? 🧤 ⬇️ Where’s Dad? ↘️
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